April 16, 2011
Going East With Puppies
February 28, 2011
Thundershirts
A wonderfully humorous review of the Thundershirt ..
And the Thundershirt website where you can see videos on the product and how it works.
This is what happens when we are listening to Eric Clapton without a Thundershirt ... we eat the binding off our non skid mat.
January 28, 2011
Kyro's Bath Day
March 2, 2010
Decisions Can Be Mood Altering
Guess what?
What?
I'm going to look at machines.
Oh good. What are you looking for?
An embroidery machine .. I think.
Why?
Because I like the fancy stitches. I just don't know if I want to spend that much on a machine.
I see.
Maybe I don't need an embroidery machine.
You still dont have a sewing machine.
True.
So we discussed combo machines ... meanwhile I have a combo Singer that I hate .. we even discussed my sending it to her .. but if I didn't like it, I could not burden her with it .. we talked about used .. new .. combos .. straight stitch .. ones with decorative stitching .. ones with few, ones with many .. how many would she need? Is she going to start a business?
Are you there?
Yes.
I went to the Babylock dealer.
You did? What did you find?
Expensive.
Yes, they are expensive.
But they were nice.
Did you try them?
Yes. Look at this link. The straight stitch was nice. But I like the combo machines. Maybe I'll get a stand alone embroidery machine.
But you still won't have a sewing machine.
A few days later ..
I got a Singer.
You did?
Yes. I ordered it online.
How is it?
I hate it. It's awful. I'm sending it back. I blogged about how awful it is.
The Singer is returned and a week or so later ..
Guess what? I GOT A BERNINA!!
Oh wow. How is it?
It's big.
Big?
Yes. I need a cabinet for it. It's high. I feel like I'm sewing in the air.
A few days later she was less than enamored with a sore back and arms .. back goes the Bernina sans cabinet ..
Are you there?
Yes, I'm here. *for I am always here*
I'm confused. I'm reading Pattern Review.
PR has lots of opinions.
People really like the Viking. I think I'll go see them though they are expensive. I know I didn't want a Brother but I'm going to revisit them.
Revisiting Brother? You didn't like them before.
I know. But I want to be sure. Look at this link. Isn't this great? It's the Brother QC1000.
So we discuss the QC1000 and two other Brothers .. The NX-450Q and the NX-650Q I called dealers here and found out about them .. In the meantime I had gotten a Kenmore .. after 30 days I returned it, it did not go over my thick seams but a great machine nonetheless .. I ended up getting the Juki TL98Q .. she almost got one too .. ALMOST! But she wants more fancy stitches .. I am just bland and boring .. only wanted straight stitch .. I almost had her wanting a Juki ... then there was Elna who she tried and really liked but she said it was round and "looked like something from outer space" (maybe I said that) ... but it did sew very well.
So there is no Bernina .. doesn't want another Janome ... there's Viking that was good and she found a nice dealer ... Babylock just wasn't fabulous .. thought about Juki but no dealer .. hesitant to order online citing "what if I dont like it?" ... yes there could be that problem. "I'm SO tired of this" ... ummm YOU'RE TIRED!!???
So this morning ..
Are you here? The Brother QC1000 was complicated and hard to thread and the dealer was SO not helpful. I am so confused. I dont want to get the wrong machine.
I'm sure you won't get the wrong machine.
Why not?
At this rate you won't get any machine. lol *so glad we both have a sense of humor*
Maybe I'll go to Sears and see the Kenmore.
The Kenmore won't go over heavy seams.
Well, I've decided not to get a Brother .. the dealer was awful.
So what does that leave?
I dont want another Janome.
Umm.
Note: Olga ended up ordering an Elna and it was NOT a good machine .. it went back within the first two weeks .. she gave it a fair try, it was NOT heavy duty .. so in the week following ...
Well I liked the Viking Sapphire 875 Quilt. Look at this link.
THE VIKING! YES!! I forgot about Viking. How did it sew?
Really nice. I liked it.
(Good. Progress. PLEASE buy something. PLEASE)
Does it have enough stitches?
Yes. Look at this link.
Ohh I see. *I know as much about Viking sewing machines as I do about Janome, but I have a Viking serger*
Ok so do you want it? And are you buying it?
I called about it. I am so nervous. I will call tomorrow. I don't want to make any mistakes!
Well guaranteed you aren't going to make any mistakes. You aren't DOING anything!!!!
TOMORROW? You mean we could change our minds?
Yes. Well I dont know. Maybe. Well probably not. I really like it.
We have been looking for a machine for months and you are going to wait? BUY IT ALREADY! Where are you? Are you gone?? You left while I was up in the air? I'm here waiting and you are GONE?? WHERE HAVE YOU GONE??? *I am getting severely distressed*
The next day Olga messages me I BOUGHT THE VIKING!!!
YOU DID?? *handclapping and standing ovation plus a little soft shoe for good measure, hands in air and all that. Dog looking at me like I've lost it*
YES!!
YESSS!!
I am so excited. Look at this link! Look at the stitches it does!! Oh I am excited!!!!
Gee, penguins too. Wow. I am excited too. *excited but extremely tired*.
So the decision is made finally .. the Viking is there.
What a relief. The hunt is over.
How will I stand the stagnant air?
Wow. I feel like I'm part owner. If only I lived close enough to try her Viking.
Bring on the refreshments. It's party time. May Olga and her Viking have a happy life together.
I came online after going out for a bit and said to the IM "are you here? Olga? Are you gone?" No answer. She's probably gone to bed. Exhausted. Wonder why ...
Now she wants a serger ...
You will forgive me if I feel the sudden urge to lie down.
February 24, 2010
Goodbye Mr. Kenmore .. Hello Mr. Juki Q
He said "you look rather like a tailor sitting at that" ... "yes", I said "Elizabeth Tailor" ... he shook his head and left.
February 14, 2010
Cussama Serbus???
I cannot understand why they continue to give us to people in some foreign land who cannot communicate with us in our language .. we the ones who are calling! My best one was when they called to say I'd won a trip ... "You hab wunna tweep ta Meeko!!" And no matter how much you talk they keep on talking! "You name bin dwan to go to Meeko!!" WHAT THE **** MEEKO I said? WHERE IS MEEKO? He said "down da boda by Carifona" ... WHAT??? Where? I said you mean in the US? YIS YIS! In Unerta Stats ... ???UNERTA???? I said you mean I have to fly into the US? He said YIS YIS you won da tweep! U wee fry to Low Angilis!! I said I can't go to the US I am (and I gave some reason, which I will not declare here lest it be interpreted wrong .. in any case I said I could not go to Unerta) .. dead silence. He say "hoda rine prease. It take turty secun to prace you numa on a doona caw rist" ... yes doona caw me no moh!! Agggh.
January 21, 2010
Farewell To The Lining ... The Demise of The Manly Messenger
I am finding that patterns make no sense to me either yet my mom was an excellent seamstress and could even figure out McCalls ... I read and re read and have ended up discarding more patterns and partially completed projects .. I get so far and then I can't grasp it ... I used to make mohair bears by hand .. after a couple of tries at making other patterns, I designed my own .. again, very anal, it took me about a year ... I was making a messenger bag for B ... I did a tapestry outside and could not figure out how to get the flap on .. I tried three tutorials (forget the Butterick pattern, it was useless as was their customer support) ... well I decided to tackle the lining and maybe if I got all the parts done I could try to figure out how to put the flap on without sewing it onto the top of the bag ... well last week I posted this to my bag and sewing lists.
You have all been following with interest my long suffering relationship with the messenger .. from the poorly written Butterick to the tutorial on A Mingled Yarn to my questions and answers ... it has been a laborious journey ... the green patterned tapestry with gold striped lining which was to be the manly messenger for B has unfortunately met it's bitter end ... it lays lifeless on my sewing room table as I write ...
I sewed together the front, sides and base of the outer bag last week (yes, this has been months in the making) ... today I was sewing the lining ends (which have a pocket on each) and base together with the inner lining back (which has 2 pockets across, one higher, one lower) .. I lined up the end pocket with the back lining pocket which runs right across and basted them together (five times. Each time the canvas on the back of the lining shifted so I had a large ripple and had to undo and redo) ... there are so many layers and my pins were bending hand over fist ... I got the one lining end sewn onto the lining back and the pocket lined up reasonably well .. YES! PROGRESS ... however the other side did not, it was off by a good half inch (after all that *(&^^@# accurate measuring) ... I undid the serging and basting and attempted again (meanwhile it's gotten narrower because of having to serge over serging) ... I got it together and both sides are uneven .. the one pocket on the end is way down plus the one side is narrower ...
Note to self: Next time do patch pockets or pockets that stop before the edges ... fabric other than onionskin cotton is way too thick to travel over ...
Underneath my sewing table lies Keilo ... one 85 lb. female bullmastiff with a very thick, muscular brindle body ... I have a 125 lb male bullmastiff Kyro who would not care, would not move, would not cause any problem, does not care about a serger or machine running over his head, pays no attention to the doorbell at all .. UPS man came to the door delivering Tina Turner for my good husband (after seeing her concert the other night he realized she has great leg appeal for a 70 year old and ordered 3 DVD's) .. doorbell rang, dog shot up and was standing on the foot pedal barking ... off goes the serger ALONE !!!! ... she was frightened by the sudden noise (and probably my screaming) and quickly sprang off the serger pedal flinging it underneath the table, hitting her back on the table, still barking and inhaling like she does, racing to the hallway, oblivious to the mess she had made (thanks to DH ordering a set of legs and UPS with his bad timing delivery!) but not until my end piece which I was sewing to my back lining piece ended up something like / instead of | .. crooked as a dogs hind leg ... it also ran into the base so that looks like a dogs breakfast as well.
Drat says I ... well, I actually didn't say drat but the language I emitted are four letter words my mother doesn't realize that I know ...
I was torn between what to do and explored my options ....
a) I could put the wider end on an re serge it to match the other one since it wouldn't affect things much, I'd just do the other sides narrower (so it will fit a pencil thin laptop in case my dear friend ever gets one. Also perfect if he only wants to take a knitting pattern, a half skein of mohair yarn with a set of Namaste needles .. bottle of water? HA! Not a chance ) ..
b) Follow Barbara's advice and realize that not all things are meant to be completed .. if they aren't working out, put them aside and move on .. life is too short to waste time crying over spilled pins ...
c) Make loincloths for B to sell in the lifestyle community he is into .... however the canvas could cause some chafing ....
I think some things are purely for the sake of humor and for the mutual enjoyment of fellow bag makers who have possibly gone this road before.
A week ago Wednesday ..... The Memorial was held for The Lining ... it was a closed trash can ... remains were laid to rest in the round file and carried to the curb the next morning by one laughing husband, for cremation by the City ... attended by Mr. Husky, Mrs. Singer and The Headpins .. Lining is survived by partner The Outer Tapestry Bag and three dogs who were fighting for the spoils to be made into stuffed toys which I felt would be irreverent and disrespectful to the memory of The Lining ... Outer Tapestry Bag is open to having a new partner but is vehement that it must not have end pockets ... it has been a week and The Outer Tapestry is ready to start looking for a new partner.
Celebration of it's short life was held over the next several days .... donations may be made to a fabric store of one's choice but only after two hours are spent perusing and fondling the goods ... strong refreshments will be served along with a multitude of assorted sweets and pastries, cakes, fudge included, to help us all forget The Lining's demise ... the pain was quick and he did not suffer ... a blessing .. even my daughter who celebrated her 20th birthday from afar on Sunday got all her friends together and partied on till the wee hours ... she said it was in memory of The Lining but I begged to differ which was met with gales of laughter from her and her girlfriend ...
We press on ....
December 20, 2009
Going East??
Good bye Newfoundland ...
Jenn has horses .. Rudy is a five year old Newfoundland Pony and Twister is the brown one .. these girls are big on horses .. Rudy is very affectionate and lays his head on your neck and licks it, Alanna says. Awww.


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An example of social suicide .. wearing barn clothes in the drug store .. for a kid who has a kinship with Christian Audiger I thought this was most uncharacteristic ... and what are you doing with garland on your neck?? Oh right. No one knows you.
Jenn has changed .... a lot ....On my cell phone last week I received this photo from the east coasters ... because the quality is fuzzy I had to ask "what is it?" .. the reply was "we made a helmet and glasses out of tinfoil" ... tinfoil?? Yes ... why? "small town. We make our own fun" .. yes, I can see that.

Last night she said they were going into town .. said I have a picture for you .. this came over the airwaves .. I said "where are you? In the CAR?" .. Yes! DRIVING!! Driving? Like that? Yes. The other night's was a dry run .. this is the real deal .. and you expect to apply to school in that? Oh yes. And we are going to see Grandma like this too .. Oh?? I'm sure it will be a hoot in the retirement home .. go girls :)
August 16, 2009
Keeva's Second Patella Surgery .. aka The Bad Haircut
I put the dogs step stools in their pens, which I set their bowls on .. I put Kyro's and Keilo's in and not one for Keeva .. so she is chewing her bone and I'm getting the food ready .. I give Kyro his and she continues to chew her bone .. I give Keilo hers and she chews more .. they start to eat and she puts her head up and looks at me, bone between her paws .. I don't say anything and she goes back to her bone for a minute then looks at Keilo and she's all done so I remove the bowls and stools .. Keeva goes back to chewing her bone then looks at me so I took her out of the pen and made a fuss over her and she forgot that she didn't get any breakfast.
I took her in at 8:30 and Dr. Smith checked her heart in the waiting room and made a fuss over her, she was dancing around and running like nothing wrong ... said they are going to do blood work on her and he's going to check her throat and nose and see what is in there if anything causing her the problem for the sneezing. We had her in the other day for it, thought it might be kennel cough but he said it wasn't .. then said I think you have a case of non infectious Grass In The Nose. Tonsils the size of walnuts so gave me antibiotics for her, I kept having to clear the mucus and foam from her throat every couple hours when she'd start this inverted sneezing.
The day I had her in for her sneezing she sat on the scale to wait for Dr. Smith .

Dr. Smith called me around 1:00 and said that the surgery was longer than expected an hour and 20 minutes .. one good thing was he found nothing in her nose or throat so he's thinking maybe seasonal allergies that will pass ..
He grooved out the tibial crest more so now the patella has a better place to lay, he put in two pins instead of the usual one so the knee will never move now .. we knew that the line from the cruciate repair had slackened before her own ligament had grown around it .... because of how the knee was positioned he couldn't redo it without adding more line to the cruciate repair ... so essentially $2000. worth of surgery to give a new leg at no charge (we have no insurance) ... he did pre op bloodwork, sent me home with another four days of antibiotics and a bottle of Metacam and only charged me $58.00 for what should have been over $120. ... She has a Fentanyl pain patch on like before and a nice summertime haircut on one side ..
She has a Fentanyl pain patch and Metacam which makes them kind of stoned ... "I would have fit right in at Woodstock".

We celebrate our second day after surgery with a ceremonial smoke.
She started to use the leg today and scratched off her Fentanyl patch ...
Tonight, the 17th, Keeva was panting a lot .. we had a heat wave a couple of weeks ago, I had to hose them down several times a day and keep a fan on them .. we've had pretty good temps all week, not having to use a fan and windows not open at night, it's been good .. but today for some reason it got hot .. when hubby came home I had gone to drive my daughter home and the house was stuffy .. she had her NoBite on and I think was anxious and warm (he doesn't take them out or really know how to deal with the dogs) .. I brought her upstairs to my office and put a fan on her and she is lying down .. she also wanted some company.
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July 20, 2009
Keeva and the Flowers
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